Sony BDP-S300 1080p Blu-ray Disc Player $200

Hey! Amazon has a Blu-Ray Player for sale! Blu-what? Sony is mad that their format winning technology isn't being adopted as fast as they would've liked. Anyways, what Amazon has is apparently last generation. Like I would know what that means. Hopefully, this deal will mean something to those who actually give a crap. DVDs still rock my socks!

Sony BDP-S300 1080p Blu-ray Disc Player
Amazon.com Price $199.98, free shipping
$200.01 savings!